Roadside Adventurers Gifts

'Is this high enough?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Are we broke yet?'

Street signs you don't want to see.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Route 666.

Car Journey.

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.