Railroad Adventurer Gifts

Woman alarmed by a poster offering insurance for 'accidents by railway'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Have you been waiting long?'

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Route 666.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Car Journey.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Do not pass.

"Oh shut up."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Wrong Way.

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Are we there yet?'

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'