Railroad Adventurer Gifts

Woman alarmed by a poster offering insurance for 'accidents by railway'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Have you been waiting long?'

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Route 666.

Car Journey.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Wrong Way.

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Are we there yet?'

"Oh shut up."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'