Railway Adventurers Gifts

A man late for his train

'Have you been waiting long?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

The next fast train has gone.

Sushi Train Spotters

Run from the hills!

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

L.A. Transfer

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

What Holds the Subway Together?

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Paninis of the Old West

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

"It'll have to come down."

"I don't care if it's the Local or the Express. We're getting on board."

'You knew what I was when you married me.'