Railway Adventurers Pillows

A man late for his train

'Have you been waiting long?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

Sushi Train Spotters

HS2 time bomb...

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

What Holds the Subway Together?

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

Paninis of the Old West

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"It'll have to come down."

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

'You knew what I was when you married me.'

Train Arrivals

"I don't care if it's the Local or the Express. We're getting on board."