Railway Adventurer Pillows

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

'Will you knock it off! You're getting out of line.'

'Hey - no feet on the seats...'

"We apologise that the train on platform 3 is leaving on time"

'Have you been waiting long?'

Hogwarts Express

Man laying on a hammock across a railway line.

Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

Run from the hills!

'You knew what I was when you married me.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

The next fast train has gone.

Sushi Train Spotters

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

L.A. Transfer

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Wrong Way.

What Holds the Subway Together?

Pound sign on rail tracks.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.