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"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

'Will you knock it off! You're getting out of line.'

'Hey - no feet on the seats...'

"We apologise that the train on platform 3 is leaving on time"

'Have you been waiting long?'

Man laying on a hammock across a railway line.

Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

Run from the hills!

'You knew what I was when you married me.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

The next fast train has gone.

Sushi Train Spotters

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

HS2 time bomb...

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

Wrong Way.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

What Holds the Subway Together?

Pound sign on rail tracks.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

Tedium Tours.

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"