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'I'm on the train.'

The unexpected end of the journey.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Fly Fishing

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"Have you seen my wife?"

Thames Pizza

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

HS2 time bomb...

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

What Holds the Subway Together?

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Pound sign on rail tracks.