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Things Got Serious On The Hove Train

Tourists

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"International trade"

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

L.A. Transfer

Sunset Attraction

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

What Holds the Subway Together?

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."