Rail Roadmap Explorer Prints

Things Got Serious On The Hove Train

Tourists

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

The next fast train has gone.

"International trade"

Run from the hills!

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

HS2 time bomb...

Sunset Attraction

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

What Holds the Subway Together?

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

Pound sign on rail tracks.

GPS HIghway to Hell

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."