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Straight Ahead / Whoopee

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Moving in

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Challenge and solution

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Sunset Attraction

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Golfers lost on the road

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Point A / Point B

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Parcel service customers love the online shipment tracking!

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

The unexpected end of the journey.

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

"Well, there appears to be a huge 'H' in the sky above Illinois and Indiana. You folks out there might wanna check out out. And a line of arrow looking thingies is stretching from Minnesota all the way down to, where is that Arizona or New Mexico?..."

Guide with an arrow for a head.

Butterflies look at a 'You Are Here' map in a stomach.