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Straight Ahead / Whoopee

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Moving in

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Challenge and solution

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Sunset Attraction

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Golfers lost on the road

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

Point A / Point B

Parcel service customers love the online shipment tracking!

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

All Roads Lead To Rome.

"Well, there appears to be a huge 'H' in the sky above Illinois and Indiana. You folks out there might wanna check out out. And a line of arrow looking thingies is stretching from Minnesota all the way down to, where is that Arizona or New Mexico?..."

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

The unexpected end of the journey.

Guide with an arrow for a head.

Butterflies look at a 'You Are Here' map in a stomach.