Map Explorer T-Shirts

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Man looks at street map which reads: You are lost.

Butterflies look at a 'You Are Here' map in a stomach.

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

Parcel service customers love the online shipment tracking!

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

I'm trying to find out where this place "random" is. I keep hearing about prize winners being chosen there.

You’re too far north for never-never land … This is seldom-seldom land.

Shopping Nightmare

"It says 'pursuit of Porsche by American patrol cars'."

CIA Hq...YOU ARE HERE (arrows point everywhere).

"Well, there appears to be a huge 'H' in the sky above Illinois and Indiana. You folks out there might wanna check out out. And a line of arrow looking thingies is stretching from Minnesota all the way down to, where is that Arizona or New Mexico?..."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

At the market

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.