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Challenge and solution

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Guide with an arrow for a head.

The fate of the emigrant

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Travellers

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

Line, area and volume

You Are Lost

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

"Let's ask for directions."

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'OK, let's try it again. This time without the GPS.'

Confusing directions,

Street Maze.