Direction Explorer Gifts

Challenge and solution

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Guide with an arrow for a head.

The fate of the emigrant

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Travellers

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

You are here.

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Before you ask me for a date outside of the comics, be warned that you would encounter something in a woman that you might find confusing and frightening: Three dimensions. ? ?

Line, area and volume

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

You Are Lost

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

"Let's ask for directions."

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."