Direction Navigator Gifts

Lady to man: 'I can't find the Geography Workshop.'

"And, when you get hungry, the cafeteria is to your right, left, left, right, left, straight, right, straight, left, and then you push on the big lever."

'I Think I'll Go Back' Road Sign

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Island of Lost Guys.

Challenge and solution

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Number Phobia.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"Oh shut up."

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

You Are Lost

"Let's ask for directions."

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

'We all need direction . . . '

Pick a direction.

Street Maze.