Map Navigator Gifts

Heisenberg Institute: You are here.

"I think I see the problem, this map is more for couples who work well together."

'You are ear.'

Highway: 6, 37N, Getting Lost.

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."

You are here.

Museum. Circumnavigating the globe is simultaneously making a one-way trip and a round trip.

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'I'd like to tell you to get lost Gordon but...'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'This is awkward, the sat-nav says go straight.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'