City Navigator Gifts

Planning Department.

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"Do you realise who I AM?"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

Global Positioning System - You are in a traffic jam.

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

'Do we do this?'

Street Maze.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

'I just want to know where I can find a parking space in the city centre this afternoon.'

'Let's wait for the next one -- they're packed in like sardines in there.'

'They should pay me for such a great job of parking.'

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Man looks at street map: You are here/ Your wallet is here.

'This is going to take me a while.'

'You gotta think green. I used to be driven to distraction - now I walk.'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

'I hate driving in the city!'

Poor build quality threatens the Black Cab: 'No! I said I can't take you south of the river.'

Subway Stress.

Taxi Debates

Poverty line

Affordable Food Delivery For Everyone... Introducing Poor Dash!

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"Your car is being hot-wired."

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"Before kindergarten, I was into that whole downtown nursery-school scene."

"The doctor will see the first person who puts a few quarters in his meter."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Cab Co. Taxi. I hated geometry in school. There was all that foolish talk about the shortest distance between two points.

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.

Driver looking at a confusing road sign with arrows pointing in many directions

Wat's the matter? - Man is supposed to have taken the wrong turning - that's all!

Escalator breakdown - "Maybe I'll just call in sick."