City Navigation Gifts

"… and if you pass the 15th Starbucks, you’ve gone too far."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

The Fast Lane.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Travelling

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Recalculating route..."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The Lost World: You are Here

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Bicycle sat nav.

You are here.

"I am not asking for directions."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'