Urban Navigator Gifts

"I don't reimburse. I validate. I listen and acknowledge how difficult it was for you to find a place to park."

The fast lane - for cyclists.

Man looks at street map which reads: You are lost.

Giant bike rides over cars.

Well, look who's here.

You Aren't Here!

"That other driver got the thank-you wave that I deserved."

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

'Wanna lift?'

'See - they always find their way home.'

'It's almost impossible to find a parking space in town these days.'

Space exploration-finding a parking space in any shopping maul.

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

The other way, Lady.

Find Your Car Service

'I have to take this call right now. Just go on across the street and text me so I'll know you made it okay.'

Cyclist Amid Lorries

Bicycle accident.

"Sorry we're late – we had to parallel park."

Cabman Takes a Wrong Turning

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

Parallel Parking Garage

"Can you get me to the airport in 30 minutes?"

"I can feel the economy turning around. Now I only need two jobs to make ends meet."

On Your Marks, Get Set, Walk!

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

Bodega Umbrella

The Insanity Plea.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."