Underground Navigator Gifts

"I've known worse, I used to use the Northern Line."

A London taxi driver speaks. . .

The Life of Pi

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

You are Here

Parallel Parking Garage

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Number Phobia.

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

Subway Library

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Homing Beatnik

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"Oh shut up."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Ross Perot was one of us.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."