Underground Market Explorer Gifts

Fight the underground market

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

Going Down?

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Exchange Fund

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Subway Library

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

Homing Beatnik

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Man on street selling 'Business Ethics ... $500'.

Garage sale.

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

Speleologist

"When Santa's elves get new computers, we buy them and sell them at a great price."

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."