Local Market Explorer Gifts

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'I get my local bananas from my Columbian cousin who's mother lives next door.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Made in China.

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Exchange Fund

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

Plane Yogurt.

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

Stock Market Adventure

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"