Local Market Explorer Mugs

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'I get my local bananas from my Columbian cousin who's mother lives next door.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Made in China.

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

Exchange Fund

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

Plane Yogurt.

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

Stock Market Adventure

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.