Local Market Enthusiast Gifts

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

'Duh!'

Twenty-first century baby walker

See you at the farmers market!

Wall Street Couch

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

Larry's Literary Market

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Wall Street Investing.

'Fresh eggs!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

High end of the market...

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Find out if this is a market glitch or just the computer acting up!"

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."