Market Aficionado Gifts

Investments Company Up & Down Trays

Costermongers Convening at Billingsgate Market

A Broad Caricature

Wall Street Couch

"My stocks are like my wife, unyeilding."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Invisible clothes

Why markets crash.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Sale.

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Witches Checkout.

Online Shopping.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'It's about time!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."