Free Market Aficionado Gifts

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

'I much prefer the concept of individual greed over that of wasteful government-controlled greed.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Wall Street Couch

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

Invisible clothes

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

Business News.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Taming the beast of the free market...