Marketplace Aficionado Gifts

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

Wall Street Couch

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Sale.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Larry's Literary Market

Online Shopping.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'