Marketplace Aficionado Pillows

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

Wall Street Couch

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Sale.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Larry's Literary Market

Witches Checkout.

Online Shopping.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Wall Street Investing.

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'