Retail Aficionado Pillows

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Sale.

A very popular business that went bankrupt after one month: 'Just Looking: The Shop for People who Like to Browse'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Sid's Semi-Automatic Weapon Boutique.

'Let me through... I'm a retail therapist.'

'Look what the government's doing for the small shop keeper...giving them lower counters.'

Tescimo

'First, you gotta push the ‘cash back' button.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I shop, therefore I am."

Wall Street Couch

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Supply Chain

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Online Shopping.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"