Merchandise Aficionado Pillows

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Dressed for Success!

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Rubber Ball Company

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

A Macaroni in 1772

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Wall Street Couch

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Out of kilter.

Sale.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.