Merchandising Aficionados Pillows

'...and would you like to upgrade today's payment with your x-rays on a t-shirt, coffee mug, or photo package?'

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Science fiction fans on other planets

Sale.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Supply Chain

Online Shopping.

Customer Convention

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Witches Checkout.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts