Shopping Fanatic Pillows

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

'Who will you be celebrating Black Friday with this year?'

'I'm right in the middle of something... okay... bread, milk and eggs... yes, I can remember that.'

'What a salesman! He could sell a double bed to the Pope!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

"You shouldn't say 'knackered' grandma."

"Typical, you can't resist anything with 10% off."

Rockets in Bath.

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Customer Convention

Online Shopping.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."