Online Shopping Fanatic Pillows

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

Holy Grail chalice on display. Knight says: 'I got it on eBay.'

'I found it on Craig's List.'

How Amazon was invented

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

'I found it on Craig's List.'

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

Drones

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

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"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

"Ah, sweatpants."