Online Shopping Fanatic Pillows

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

How Amazon was invented

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"You get one every time you order something online."

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"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

Drones

'I found it on Craig's List.'

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'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

'Oh my gosh, what are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!!'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."