Online Shopping Aficionado Pillows

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Emily, have you been shopping online during class?'

'Excuse me, but is now the right time for the surgeon to be buying an RV online?'

Santa's workshop

'Yeah, well, mate, that's the problem with internet shopping...things sometimes look different when they arrive.'

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

Medicine Cabinet.

"Yes Sir! I have just shipped your order."

"Would you mind telling me what customers who bought this item also bought?"

Santa Amazon and the Christmas slaves were diligent again.

E-blubber shopping bucket.

'Can I help you?'

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

"I searched online for a used dryer and now I have lint coming out my phone. Whoever owned it apparently didn't clean the vent before listing it."

Your order update: awaiting fulfillment

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Here's your food delivery, you bone-idle bastard."

"The boss says we should concentrate on our core competencies. So I'll soon be earning my money by shopping online, drinking coffee, and sleeping in the office!"

'Please enter your credit card number, then sign on the dotted line...'

On Lion Shopping

Christmas Shopping

"I'm buying some back-to-office clothes."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Internet sales tax

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

Quarantine Museum

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"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."

"I bought three new suits in one swat!"