E-commerce Aficionado Pillows

"Remember stores?"

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Food popping out of a computer.

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Online Shopping.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Terms and conditions

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Music to their ears.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

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"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'