E-commerce Aficionado Mugs

Man bids at Internet auction site

"Remember stores?"

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

I prefer PayPal.

Food popping out of a computer.

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Online Shopping.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Terms and conditions

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Music to their ears.