Online Shopping Enthusiast Mugs

'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.'

'Mom, did the Stork offer free shipping when I was born?'

"I enjoy the convenience of online shopping, but miss the execise we got trying to find our car in the mall parking lot."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Stop shopping! It says, 'Do you need another cart?'"

'This is one of the pitfalls of shopping online ...'

"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"

Hamlet vs. Amazon Prime

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

"Thank you for your order! It will be shipped today by airmail."

"All those damn clicks tell me you're shopping on the internet!"

Customer who bought this item also bought this item...

"Thanks for all your sales help. I like the outfit so much, I bought it online in the dressing room!"

Dog shops online

"Customers who bought sheep’s clothing also bought:"

"You did the order - I said broccoli, not gateau!!"

"I guarantee we can find them cheaper online."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Terms and conditions

"Hello, delivery service? When will my dog food parcel be delivered... Is it urgent? Yes, it's very urgent!!"

"Honey, did you specify 'fish' tank, on our Ebay order?"

"We don't bite food from fishing hooks anymore, we buy it online."

Sale

Cornucopia Prime

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"To be honest, I was hoping for something a little more inspiring than just the benefits of shopping online."

"I ordered it online. . . it was a typo, I wanted a hairdryer."

"I've been online shopping all day. My feet are killing me."

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

"I hate Amazon!"

"My dad sleeps walks, and my mom sleep shops online."

"I'll never forget 2004. It was the year I stopped going to the mall and started accruing all my debt online."

Website reads 'Customers who bought this item... also bought...'.