Online Shopper Enthusiast Mugs

'Personally, I preferred it when you left the house for shopping.'

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

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'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Terms and conditions

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"