Online Shopper Mugs

"Dave! I think the dogs got hold of your E-bay password again!"

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"My cyber shopping cart has a wonky wheel."

"Technology has spoiled him. He ordered a game off the Internet 15 minutes ago, and he's mad that it hasn't arrived yet.'

Beware of buying bargain 'Wrinkle remover kits' from Ebay.

"Once our package arrived, it didn't take long before the porch pirates arrived."

"I thought I'd ordered a toaster!"

"Hey, mom...you won't believe what you can get on the internet these days!"

The joy of internet shopping is that you can do it as a couple.

Woman views the 'tip of the day' on her computer: Don't use your own credit card if you can get hold of your husband's.

"John I'm just taking the cart to do some internet shopping."

"Got a sec? I can't make this purchase until I identify all the photos with a storefront."

"I have to send this back. Unfortunately, there were eight kilos between order and delivery."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

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"You’ve been outbid for the vintage catnip — what do you want me to do?"

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"Perfect! but it's cheaper online."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Delivered today. Your package was delivered." "Tell us what you think about this photo."

Food popping out of a computer.

Modern Presents

Mail order catalogue order form - would you like your goods..wrong colour...wrong size...three weeks late ?

"There was no money in delivering babies. I now deliver items people buy off the Internet."

'I like my women like I like my coffee: 'Hot and steamy!''

Northern stereotype on website called 'Eee-By- Gum- Bay'.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -