Online Shopper Gifts

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Dave! I think the dogs got hold of your E-bay password again!"

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"My cyber shopping cart has a wonky wheel."

"Technology has spoiled him. He ordered a game off the Internet 15 minutes ago, and he's mad that it hasn't arrived yet.'

Twas the night before Christmas and many a mouse was stirring

Beware of buying bargain 'Wrinkle remover kits' from Ebay.

"Sean's so stubborn he won't admit he ordered from Chewy.com rather than Grubhub."

"Once our package arrived, it didn't take long before the porch pirates arrived."

"I thought I'd ordered a toaster!"

I'm going to swing by the internet

"Hey, mom...you won't believe what you can get on the internet these days!"

The joy of internet shopping is that you can do it as a couple.

Woman views the 'tip of the day' on her computer: Don't use your own credit card if you can get hold of your husband's.

"John I'm just taking the cart to do some internet shopping."

"Now you can buy stuff when you get money. It's called Amazon Total Marketing."

"Got a sec? I can't make this purchase until I identify all the photos with a storefront."

"I have to send this back. Unfortunately, there were eight kilos between order and delivery."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

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Targeted ads

"You’ve been outbid for the vintage catnip — what do you want me to do?"

You Shouldn't Have

Customer #262175880 - your order of "Our Dying Communities" has been delivered.

"Perfect! but it's cheaper online."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Delivered today. Your package was delivered." "Tell us what you think about this photo."

Ordering from their website was confusing.

Someone's been using my phone, too, and they ordered two mattresses, a chair a porridge takeout.

Food popping out of a computer.

Modern Presents

Mail order catalogue order form - would you like your goods..wrong colour...wrong size...three weeks late ?

"There was no money in delivering babies. I now deliver items people buy off the Internet."

'I like my women like I like my coffee: 'Hot and steamy!''