Cyber Shopper Gifts

'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.'

Man bids at Internet auction site

"We have no specials today, Ma'am. 'Cyber Monday' means robots are taking the orders."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"It looked different on the internet."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Internet Shoplifting

You Shouldn't Have

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

"It's just not the same."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Even on the internet my Mom shops til she drops"