Cyber Shopper Pillows

'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.'

"We have no specials today, Ma'am. 'Cyber Monday' means robots are taking the orders."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"It looked different on the internet."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Internet Shoplifting

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Even on the internet my Mom shops til she drops"

"They looked smaller on the website."

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