Digital Shoppers Pillows

Visit Santa

"What do I want? You're telling me you haven't seen my public wish list on Amazon?"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"It looked different on the internet."

You Shouldn't Have

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

Pick & Buy Online.

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

"It's just not the same."

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

Vendo Tree.

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

Customers who bought this also bought...

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."