Digital Shopping Enthusiast Pillows

"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."

"All I know is last time I did this Amazon delivered three dozen tins of sardines."

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Terms and conditions

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.