Digital Shopping Enthusiast Mugs

"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."

"All I know is last time I did this Amazon delivered three dozen tins of sardines."

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

I e-bay t-shirt.

Terms and conditions

Self-Checkout.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'