Internet Shopping Enthusiast Pillows

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'

"He was a mail order groom, I got the wrong size again!"

"I had to quit work so I can receive packages my wife keeps ordering!"

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Terms and conditions

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"It looked different on the internet."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

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"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!