Internet Shopping Pillows

'He used to bring me my newspaper, but now that I look at car ads online, he brings me my computer.'

"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

"Even on the internet my Mom shops til she drops"

'You shop we drop.'

'Congratulations. You just bought the book I've put up for auction!'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

"It's amazing what you can buy online."

"He was a mail order groom, I got the wrong size again!"

"Mom! It's snowing out! Can I go online and order a styrofoam snowman?"

"Are you in a relationship?"

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

'Internet shopping' 'Click here to find out who did the building society job'

'Personally, I preferred it when you left the house for shopping.'

'The last thing WE need is faster broadband.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I found him on the internet.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Online Shopping.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

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