Shopping Online Pillows

"Why the extra bit on the screen?"

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

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"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

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'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

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"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

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'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

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"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.