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The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

"Why the extra bit on the screen?"

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

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"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

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'I found him on the internet.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

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'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

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Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

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Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

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