Online Buying Pillows

'The last thing WE need is faster broadband.'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I found him on the internet.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Gerald Ratner's return

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Online Shopping.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Terms and conditions

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."