Online Shopping Enthusiasts Pillows

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."

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Online Shopping. . . A better way to spend your time.

'This is so real. When I got back to my car, it was dented on both sides.'

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'

"The clothes from the internet shop never fit but the cardboard boxes are just fantastic!"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

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'I found him on the internet.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

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Online Shopping.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

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Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

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'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."